Tuesday 1 September 2015

Artiste lists out new year resolutions for Tuface, Don Jazzy and others

Etcetera is at it again, in this new years episode he addresses top Nigerian celebritiesDon JazzyNigerian artiste Etcetera, real name Paschal Uche Ejikeme, a soft-rock artiste who has become popular for calling out celebrities from time to time. The strongly opinionated artiste first started publicizing his opinions after Tiwa Savage married Tee-billz. Etcetera wrote an article about 'second hand husbands' where he was seen to be taking subtle jabs at Mavin artiste Tiwa Savage.
SInce that time he from time to time airs his opinions about other celebrities. His latest is what he calls his 'new year resolution' for Nigerian celebrities where he addresses the likes of Tuface Idibia, Tonto Dikeh, Don Jazzy, Stephanie Okereke, Waje and others.
  1. Don Jazzy: The experimental singing was good for last year but 2015 should be the year of the vocalist. And bros, you have hidden under the shade for too long. The hot babes are crying and the queue is getting too long. Will 2015 finally reveal“Mrs. Don Jazzy?”
  2. Tuface: Your album last year was good but it also revealed the fact that you have lost your vocal strength. It won’t be a bad idea to engage the services of a voice coach in 2015.
  3. Dbanj: Last year wasn’t a good year for you musically. The songs didn’t come out well, especially the collaborations. I’ll suggest you take a total break from music in 2015 and get re-inspired.
  4. Omawunmi: You have found the right spot between Hhghlife, Pop and RnB. You pitched your tent perfectly well in our hearts in 2014. Whatever inspired those beautiful songs is worth holding on to.
  5. Waje: Awww we love you. Your voice is like the sound of the morning spring. But ermmm please leave the skimpy dresses to the peperempes.
  6. Jim Iyke: No matter what people say about him, naija movie scene has been boring without him and the drama that comes with him. Jim, we will be happy to see you back in the spotlight this year, making movies and reminding us that you’re a fine actor. It would be nice to see you star in your own movie, maybe with Nadia.
  7. Halima Abubakar: Acting shouldn’t be a do or die affair. Try other professions or better still, take a professional course in acting.
  8. Omosexy: Everyone says you are arrogant. This should be the year to make a better impression.
  9. Stephanie Okereke: When are we going to finally start seeing your movies for real and not just seeing them “Through The Glass?”
  10. Olisa: You have held the crown as the oldest bachelor for too long. It is time to hand over.
  11. Tonto: What do you really do? It is becoming more difficult to tell these days. It’s a tough industry, we know. But we’re begging you: please stop jumping from one thing to another. Getting into character as a role model does require a bit of focus.

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